SLUGS. Big huge slugs for the woman in the white vehicle who could not wait five seconds to have a 60s-aged woman cross in the parking lot of Safeway, Sunday around noon. Guess that fast driving and the glare helped her somehow? Wait till you have a walking disability and age on your side. See how you can cope and put up with inconsiderate, non-thinking and unintelligent people surrounded by big heavy metal beasts. Lead foot plus lead brain equals even more upset and stress for someone already struggling to make a human body work. Shame on you. Karma be done.
HUGS. To the all-star neighbour who risked life and limb during the Cirque du Soleil ladder show last weekend. Look up neighbour in the dictionary and it should have a picture of you right beside the definition. Let’s hope we survive the second coat so we can enjoy a round of golf on Sunday. Love ya brother!
Slugs. To the person who stole my wallet out of my shopping basket on Tuesday, September 11 at Evergreen! I hope you got a lot with the toonie. The wallet was a gift from my husband and bears chew marks from when my son was six months old and teething. I wanted to hold on to it. There is nothing of value to you in it. If you could, please call 250-352-9730 to return it, or hand it in at Evergreen. There would be no questions asked. It would do wonders for your karma!
Slugs. To bourgeois hippie chicks with their superior do-gooder attitudes. Your vegetarian, macrobiotic, animal-friendly lifestyle sucks.
Slugs. To the media for referring to the deaths of terrorists as killings but the deaths of bears and cougars as destroyed or dispatched. What is the difference? Why not tell it like it is?
