The stats don’t lie as Serenity’s domination over Bear just continues to build as it must have peaked in a 9-1 slaughter this week.
After a last minute goal gave them a 4-3 victory in week two, the Builders have reeled off 6-1, 7-1 and now 9-1 thumping’s of the poor pitiful Bears.
Providing most of the shrapnel was Lee (Nitro) Naeth and Wade (The Blade) Fenton who combined for four goals and three assists as Dave (Chainsaw) McCulloch and Cliff (Hanger) Hunik both scored a singleton to go with an assist. Scoring his first ever FHL marker was Glen (Anderson) Goymer who skewered a rebound as Eric (Bonsai) Bodman used his exceptional eyesight to purvey three assists. Also getting into the scoring spree was Mike (Port) Moody who earned two assists and whittled his GAA versus Bear down to a miniscule 1.20. Scoring the all important ninth goal which forced Bear to go for a touchdown and a two point conversion was Darcy McGillivray (Creek) who has already exceeded his best FHL point total with 15 so far this year.
The other contest featured a bevy of bad bounces as Fraser River outlasted Blue Collar by a 4-2 count.
Leading his squad to victory was Kevin (Baywatch) Hesslegrave who continues to scour the beaches looking to be the difference maker. With a goal and two assists this week, the (Baywatch) boy has been in on 53 per cent of his team’s tallies which should make him a lock for the English national team in Sochi. Also scoring for the Chevy Crew was Colin Keis (Avenue) who is enjoying a fine sophomore year after struggling with the speed of the league in his rookie campaign. The scoring star for BCS was Chris (Crown) Royle who volleyed in a moon shot and added a more conventional one timer to snap out of a five-game slump that had him seeking laser intervention to fix his erratic aim.
This week in Season 14 (2007): Red destroys White by 2 TD’s, 17-3 to extend White’s losing streak to 11. White ends up halting the streak in week 12, but ties the lowest ever point total with eight (4-21-0) while giving up the most goals ever (224, 8.91 GAA). It’s still unsure if this pathetic season is to blame, but 11 of the 14 members of this record breaking squad have retired with Chad, George and George the only ones to bite the bullet and gut it out.
Steve Dodge is a defensive winger with Bear Communications and an Observer contributor.
